Reflex Hammer
Don’t give me a reflex hammer for Christmas, especially not an erectile dysfunction reflex hammer. Are you still supposed to hit your knee with it? I don’t know.
Free stuff is the tackiest thing to give someone else, unless you know it’s exactly what they wanted. That places you in the “I know somebody, who knows somebody who robbed somebody.”
Pharmaceutical companies make pens, clocks, mugs, and anything else you could want with their product’s name on them, and they give that shit to doctors for free in hopes of them prescribing the drugs to their patients.
This Reflex Hammer is a joke. Anything with Viagra on it is a joke. If you got anykind of gift related to Viagra, Cialis or the like, make a new year’s resolution not to speak to the person who gave it to you.